Drunken Wisdom

From the Far Side of a Sixpack

2006/8/24

HAD MY STOMACH IN KNOTTS WITH HELLO

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@ 12:11 PM (43 months, 14 days ago)

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/12/ritter.obit/index.html

http://metromix.chicagotribune.com/tv/la-na-donknotts-obit,1,1246341.story?coll=mmx-

MAN, THAT I WOULD HAVE TO SAY ONE OF THE MOST SAD DAY.WHEN I HEARD OF THE DEATH OF BARNEY,I JUST GOT DONE WATCHING MY MILLIONTH EPISODE OF THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW.      HEY, GUYS ABOUT THAT MILLION IT'S EXAGGERATED.I LOVE THE EPISODE WHERE THREE GUYS WERE DOING BUSINESS ALONG THE ROAD AND BARNEY HAS TO UPHOLD THE LAW WITH A COLLAR PULL, A TAP ON THE GUN THAT ONLY HAS ONE BULLET.IT'S A DAM CLASSIC. ON THAT DAY OF BARNEY'S {DON'S} DEATH WE SHOULD ALL .WHO WAS A BARNEY LOVING FAN SHOULD SLAM A HINEY IN SECONDS OR YOU KNOW WHAT BARNEY FANS SHOULD DO.AND BY THE WAY IF NOT HINEKEN ANY WOULD SUFFICE.BUT, ALSO YOU SHOULD GET THAT BEER AT THE REGAL BEAGLE.AND PLEDGE OUR LOYALTY TO FUNNY AS F*%K MAN JOHN RITTER. AND SAY HI TO DON .THE ABSENT MINDED LANDLORD ON THAT DAY I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU GUYS THINK.WHEN HE DIED AND THE FACT THAT THREE'S COMPANY WAS MY FAVORITE SITCOM OF ALL TIMES.I FELT A COUPLE TEARS FALL.I WONT LIE BEOTCHES.BUT, DEFINETELY DIDN'T THINK JOHN RITTER WOULD LEAVE BEFORE DON DID.ONE OF THE TWO MOST SADDEST DAYS.I WOULD LIKE TO TOAST TO DON KNOTTS AND JOHN RITTER.I THINK IT'S SWIGGING TIME.HOL ON I'LL BE BACK GULP!! AHHH BERP.YOU KNOW SORTA MAKE THEM SHRINES.CAUSE MAN I BUSTED SO MANY GUTS WATCHING BOTH OF THEM.SORRY GUYS HELL OF A MEMORIAL.THAT'S THE BIGGEST PICTURE I CAN FIND.