Drunken Wisdom

From the Far Side of a Sixpack

2006/5/31

WHERE'S HOFFA

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@ 02:49 PM (41 months, 25 days ago)

 

ALL THE SPECULATION AS TO WHERE HE IS WILL ALWAYS B E A MYSTERY.CAUSE THERE IS NO JIMMY HOFFA.DONT WORRY OFFICERS I WASNT EVEN BORN whistlewhistle ITS TIME FOR A HINNEY COME SING THE SONG WITH ME"HINNEY HINNEYS ONE BY ONE LET THEM PLUMIT DOWN TO THE STOMACH CHUGALUG THE BUDDY TASTE STARTING WITH THE HINEY HEAD SO SMOOTH SO GOOD TO THE VERY LAST DROP."   HICCUP GOOD JOB GUYS I KNEW WE ALL KNEW IT. REMEMBER THAT ONE ITS A LEGEND. GOOD STUFF ME LIKEY.

.BUT, ANYWAY THE MAN DIED DOING WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS RIGHT.THE WORK FORCES RIGHTS.AT 18 HE PICKETED A FARM ABOUT THE FARM WORKERS RIGHTS. SO IT WAS ALWAYS IN HIS BLOOD.TO FIGHT FOR THE WORKER .SOMEBODY DIDN'T LIKE THE STINK HE WAS MAKIN G AND WHACKED HIM.NOW HE'S PROBABLY SWIMMING WITH THE FISH.THINK ABOUT IT N.J. ALOT OF WATER AROUND.SPECULATION IS THAT HE'S ABOVE GROUND AND THERE INVESTIGATIONS ARE ALL WRONG. THEY HAVE THOUGHT HE WAS UNDER THE END ZONE AT GIANTS STADIUM, LEFT IN AN ABANDONED MINE SHAFT IN N.J.,PUT IN A CAR CRUSHER IN A WRECKING YARD ,  CHOPPED UP AND MIXED WITH CEMENT FOR CONSTRUCTION AND NOW THEY THOUGHT WAS AT A FARM HOUSE IN N.J.THE LAST TWO PEOPLE TO KNOW ANYTHING SAID, "HE MIGHT BE SWIMMING WITH FISH." LOOK IN THE STOMACH OF THAT SHARK.

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  1. YOU N.J. INVESTIGATORS ARE SMART ASK KENNY THE SHARK

    Comment by MOS— 2006/05/31 @ 02:54 PM — (Reply)

  2. I heard he was buried in the end zone of the Giants stadium.

    Comment by Dugg— 2006/05/31 @ 04:14 PM — (Reply)

  3. remember maybe about 15 years ago on 1 of the three prime time channels.that one had a hour special about it.and no luck in the end zone of GIANTS STADIUM.

    Comment by MOS— 2006/06/01 @ 05:16 AM — (Reply)

  4. 15 -20 YEARS

    Comment by MOS— 2006/06/01 @ 05:22 AM — (Reply)

  5. I KNOW GET MARSHA CROSS

    Comment by MOS— 2006/06/02 @ 09:02 AM — (Reply)

  6. No way. Hoffa is alive and directing the administration behind the scenes.

    Comment by A Conservative Realist— 2006/06/02 @ 12:45 PM — (Reply)

  7. ya, last night him and i were swiggin massive hinney's

    Comment by MOS— 2006/06/03 @ 03:56 AM — (Reply)

  8. No doubt.

    Comment by A Conservative Realist— 2006/06/03 @ 05:27 AM — (Reply)

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